{"id":90,"date":"2007-03-16T07:49:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-16T13:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.omnux.com\/index.php\/2007\/03\/16\/temporary-loss-of-upper-level-brain-function\/"},"modified":"2013-01-23T13:08:49","modified_gmt":"2013-01-23T19:08:49","slug":"temporary-loss-of-upper-level-brain-function","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.omnux.com\/index.php\/2007\/03\/16\/temporary-loss-of-upper-level-brain-function\/","title":{"rendered":"Temporary loss of upper level brain function"},"content":{"rendered":"

Strange things are afoot in Kirbyland. The parking garage is probably 0.2 miles from my actual office here at Beckman. This morning I had made it into the building and was walking down the hallway towards my office.<\/p>\n

I was apparently thinking about something else, and when I got about 20 feet away from my office door, I pulled out my car key and pressed the ‘Unlock’ button on the transmitter. Needless to say, my office door didn’t automatically unlock, and I think I was probably far enough away from my car that I don’t have to worry about it, either.<\/p>\n

First time I’ve done that. Wonder what today holds…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Strange things are afoot in Kirbyland. The parking garage is probably 0.2 miles from my actual office here at Beckman. This morning I had made it into the building and was walking down the hallway towards my office. I was apparently thinking about something else, and when I got about 20 feet away from my […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bizarre-news","category-philosophical-musings","category-technology"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t