Bizarre News


Strange things are afoot in Kirbyland. The parking garage is probably 0.2 miles from my actual office here at Beckman. This morning I had made it into the building and was walking down the hallway towards my office.

I was apparently thinking about something else, and when I got about 20 feet away from my office door, I pulled out my car key and pressed the ‘Unlock’ button on the transmitter. Needless to say, my office door didn’t automatically unlock, and I think I was probably far enough away from my car that I don’t have to worry about it, either.

First time I’ve done that. Wonder what today holds…

Back in January of 2006, I decided that I wanted to try out some facial hair. I’ve always tried to stay clean-shaven, but I decided that I wanted to try something different.



Over the long Martin Luther King weekend, I let my beard and mustache grow. On Tuesday morning, I chickened out and shaved everything off. It hadn’t gotten very long at that point, but I still didn’t feel like going to work like that.



Later in January, I took a week off to go skiing in Colorado. The skiing was great fun, and this gave me a whole 9 or 10 days to let the hair grow before I had to go back to work. So, I got off work on a Friday, and by the Monday a week later, it had grown a fair amount. I felt like it was to a point where I could actually go out in public and have it show up as being something worthwhile.



By the end of March, when this picture was taken, my beard/mustache had reached the point where I was regularly trimming it. I had gone out and bought a trimmer which had adjustable parts to where I could choose how long I wanted the hair to remain. Nothing fancy, but it was working ok for me.

I continued on this path all through April, May, June, and most of July. About the only change occurred in late June. I had been trimming the area right below my mouth. In late June I started to just let that hair grow.

In July, I started thinking that maybe I should change something. Let it grow differently, trim it differently. Lose the beard, or lose the mustache. Or, maybe… just maybe.. lose both.



So, here I am. It’s a Friday night. I’m not ready to run to the library yet. I’ve got time to kill. I had been thinking that if I was going to cut off the hair, I would do it on a Friday night. Then, if I have an inverse five o’clock shadow (too much shade due to the hair) I would have the weekend for it to normalize out before going to work on Monday.

So, I go into the bathroom. Get the trimmers out. Put a trashcan in the sink to catch the hair. And decided that, if I were going to do it, I might as well record it for all time and let the world see the process. So, I went and grabbed the camera and set it up.



I removed the trimmer attachment that set the exact depth of cut so that the trimmer could just remove all the hair it could find. And then I started in. I started underneath the chin. Zoom zoom. The trimmer did a fine job. A ton of quarter inch long hairs went slowly floating down into the trash can. A trim trim here, and a trim trim there, and I was wondering if it was really wise for me to be undoing all that work.



Needless to say, at this point, it was too late to stop. I would have looked like I had gotten into a losing battle with a weed whacker if I had stopped at that point. So, I kept trimming. The trimmers did a pretty good job of getting most of the hair. They definitely got it trimmed down to where the hair was about a millimeter long. Some might say I was still shell shocked at this point. I say I was just showing off for the camera. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.

At that point, it was all over except for the finish work. I got out my normal razor and started cleaning up the small pieces.


A few minutes later, and my face looked a whole lot different than it had before. Am I sorry? Nah.. It was time for a change. Will I stay clean shaven? Who knows. I’ll stay this way for a while. If I decide I want to go back to the land of the bushy haired, I can always do that. The process doesn’t really take all that long. About a month to grow it, and about 7 minutes to get rid of it. No problem.

I ran across this photo today while looking at a technology site and thought it was a bit unique.



The link to the actual article is available, but I thought it might be amusing to see what captions people can come up with for this image. So, feel free to comment and give it your best shot.

Socks made from corn

I wonder what happens for people with particularly smelly feet? Do the socks just disintegrate on the spot?

From the article:
The corn-based socks will cost about 20 percent more than socks now available in Japan, he said. In Japan, a pair of socks made from cotton, wool or petroleum-based fibers such as nylon or polyester costs about 300 yen.

As of right now, 300 yen is about $2.56, so the price will be about 50 cents higher that it currently is.